You’re going to take some swings and misses, and you can’t be afraid of it. You can’t get paralyzed by “It has to be perfect.”
- Tina Fey [born May 18, 1970]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LOVELY LADY!
When it comes to comedy, it might be interesting to know why an airplane works, but really? Maybe it’s better not to know why certain things work. Just fly the thing, and if nothing falls apart, you’ll be fine.
- Bill Hader for GQ Magazine, 2013 Comedy Issue (x)
Ellen: You’re good-looking, you’re sensitive, we’ve established that, so it’s my job now to ask you as a talk show host… (x)
Will Arnett arrives to ‘Late Show with David Letterman’ at Ed Sullivan Theatre in New York City
ohhh the reason i hold on
ohhh ‘cause i need this hole gone
funny you’re the broken one but i’m the only one who needed saving
‘cause when you never see the lights it’s hard to know which one of us is caving (x)
Kristin Kreuk at The CW Network’s New York 2013 Upfront Presentation at The London Hotel in New York City
Stay (Rihanna cover) | The Script live from the Radio 1 Academy in Derry-Londonderry
Carey Mulligan at the The IFP, Calvin Klein Collection & Euphoria Calvin Klein Celebrate Women In Film At The 66th Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, France
Emma Watson at ‘The Bling Ring’ premiere during The 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival at the Palais des Festivals in Cannes, France
The Rainbow Song | An original birthday song by Nick Offerman for his wife, Megan Mullally
“You RED me my rights when you arrested me
You put me on trial and gave me life
But ORANGE you glad I didn’t say banana when you made me your bitch and made you my wife
You YELLOW, you yell when I ball a melon but you don’t complain when I cook up some smack
We’re both ar-GREEN to serve our time If I dropped my soup I know you’ll watch my crack
Please enjoy this Rainbow Song and this gift of leprechaun romance
Please enjoy, as part of a well-balanced breakfast, the Lucky Charms you will find in my pants
You BLUE me away when you sang Shock The Monkey
Your fingers inside me, let the games begin
INDIGO is a tough one to pun with, but when we’re apart it’s the mood that I’m in
We get along so well we could never be compared to Jesus of Nazareth and Pontius Pilate,
But if you’ll endure this slight of calling me “sir”,
I’ll be Peppermint Patty to your VIOLET
Please let this song be your rainbow, I’ve got my Cialis, so I shall not fail
Please don’t deny my advances for tonight you’re going to take it in the pail
She plays more than Sousa upon my fife, My jaw-droppingly beautiful wife” (x)
