(via damnafricawhathappened)
Tracy: Eat a corn on the cob, and make it sexy.
(via bossypants)
“I want to go away with you. Far away.”
I take her by the hand and lead her to the stable. I light a candle and rip off a piece of my tunic which I fashion into a blindfold. I place it gently over the elf-maiden’s eyes…