Olivia Wilde with the members of The Lonely Island (Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone and Akiva Schaffer) at the Spike TV’s Guys Choice 2013 at Sony Pictures Studios in Culver City, California

There are moments when I’ve been listening to a track and I feel really bad for the producer who made it, because we’re just shitting all over it. -Jorma Taccone

If it’s making me laugh, I don’t feel bad. -Andy Samberg (x)

Our new record (The Wack Album) is coming out soon and to celebrate… (x)
[The Lonely Island Youtube Channel]

i just had sex and it felt so good
a woman let me put my penis inside of her
i just had sex and i’ll never go back
to the not-having-sex ways of the past

Then pull out all your teeth,
so you can’t bite your tongue…

So don’t go outside, cause you don’t want to die, die.
Just take our advice and hide
and scream YOLO to the sky. (x)

Every single holiday a dick in a box!