Dear Sister,

By the time you read this, I’ll be dead. This is how I think this is gonna happen. Dave will shoot me, then I will shoot Dave, then Eric will enter and be shot by Dave. Then you’ll come in and get shot by Dave, Eric and I multiple times.

Love,
Your brother Keith.

#MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM WHATCHYA SAY

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ELLE:  I’m watching a video of you two.
Rashida Jones:  Are you watching our lesbian video on YouTube?
Amy Poehler:  Yeah, it’s pretty funny. Someone put together all the scenes of Ann and Leslie and then put a Counting Crows song to it. It looks like Parks and Rec is a love story about two women.
ELLE:  Are you guys hugging right now?
Rashida Jones: Actually, we’re spooning.

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ELLE:  I’m watching a video of you two.
Rashida Jones:  Are you watching our lesbian video on YouTube?
Amy Poehler:  Yeah, it’s pretty funny. Someone put together all the scenes of Ann and Leslie and then put a Counting Crows song to it. It looks like Parks and Rec is a love story about two women.
ELLE:  Are you guys hugging right now?
Rashida Jones: Actually, we’re spooning.

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I wanna thank my daughter, Alice, for being the funniest person in my family. For coining phrases like “I want to go to there” and sometimes just putting on pretend make-up in the mirror, and she’ll turn to me and say, “I look like Barack Obama.” She has somehow gotten it in her head that it’s a good thing to resemble a famous politician. I don’t know where she got that idea.

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“There won’t be any magic on Parks and Rec this year. Maybe chemistry. Certainly sexual chemistry between me and Rashida Jones.”
- Amy Poehler

“There’s always a subtle lesbian love story happening with my character and Amy’s character on the show.”
- Rashida Jones 

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