Title: Bossypants - Unabridged - [Disc 3] ~ Track 11
Artist: Tina Fey
Album: Bossypants - Unabridged - [Disc 3]
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Disc 3, Track 11: Amazing, Gorgeous, Not Like That

I suggest you show up freshly scrubbed with damp hair. Not only is this a courtesy to your hair and makeup team but also it helps to set the bar low. Show up looking like an uncooked chicken leg and they can’t help but be pleased with the transformation once they get all their makeup on you.

I think this is what Jesse Jackson calls the “subtle genius of lowered expectations,” but I may be misquoting.

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